Senior Don Gato

remember this one from grade school?

Senior Don Gato

Oh, Senior Don Gato was a cat. On a high, red, roof Don Gato sat. He was there to read a letter, Meow, Meow, Meow

Where the reading light was better Meow, Meow, Meow.

Twas a love note for Don Gato.
I adore you, wrote the lady cat

Who was fluffy white and nice and fat. There was not a sweeter kitty,

Meow, Meow, Meow
In the country or the city, Meow, Meow, Meow.
And she said she'd wed Don Gato.
Oh, Don Gato jumped so happily! Then fell off the roof and broke his knee, Broke his ribs and all his whiskers, Meow, Meow, Meow
And his little Solar plexus, Meow, Meow, Meow.
Aye Carumba! cried Don Gato.
Oh, the doctors they came on the run Just to see if something could be done. And they held a consultation, Meow, Meow, Meow
About how to save their patient, Meow, Meow, Meow.
How to save Senior Don Gato.
But in spite of everything they tried, Poor Senior Don Gato up and died.
Oh, it wasn't very merry, Meow, Meow, Meow
Going to the cemetery, Meow, Meow, Meow

For the ending of Don Gato.
As the funeral passed the market square, Such a smell of fish was in the air!

As the smell of fish created, Meow, Meow, Meow, He became reanimated, Meow, Meow, Meow!He came back to life, Don Gato!